I woke on a thin mattress to the steady beep of a heart-monitor. A tickle on the back of my neck told me I wasn’t alone. Sharp, merciless eyes glinted next to the steady green beep of the monitor.
“I’d like another blog post Bryce,” Liam said from the shadows.
My voice caught in my throat as I raised a protest. I felt so weak. How long had I been here? Had he been sitting in his dark vigil for days, just waiting for his blog post, the sustenance that makes his cold heart beat with the dark ichors that is a poet’s life-force?
“Liam, I -”
A nurse walked into the room then.
“What are you doing here?” she started, “visiting hours are -”
Her sentence was interrupted by Liam’s bony fist punching her throat.
IN THE FUCKING THROAT.
A NURSE.

Speaking of Pocket Knife, they’ll once again be playing at a Warren event. I wrote about them before – check it out here. They were an absolute delight. When I offered to show them my ‘pocket knife’ they promptly showed me their ‘pocket knife’ which was less of a knife and more of a machete.
(Mine was neither knife nor machete. Anyways, now you know why we’re not having this event at Open Space again.)
Using a cello, guitar, and the always under-appreciated Mandolin, Torie Beram and Naomi Kavka make some of the most danceable string-styled music this side of the Rocky Mountains. The gals tore up the stage at the last event and the only misstep was that they didn’t get as much time as they were promised because the incompetent MC didn’t make sure the levels were right. Nonetheless, they were a crowd favourite and, with the promise that I would give them a fifty-foot berth, they agreed to play Thursday.
Beram and Kavka originate from Prince George. The town was named after the only British Prime Minister to be assassinated and the town mascot is Mr. P.G, first constructed in 1960, stood 40 feet tall and was made of spruce wood. After serving as the town’s phallus for a number of years (and the butt of many innuendos), he was remade in 1983 at a mere eight metres tall. He was also made out of fibreglass and sheet metal which was made to look like wood, because apparently Prince George is a town composed of lies.
If you’re wondering how I know so much about Prince George and why in God’s name I chose to tell you this, I’m incredibly ill.